If you say you got your 8 hours of beauty sleep then I have to say you woke up too soon.- Nasty
They say everything happens for a reason. What they don't say is that it may be a really shitty reason.- Statement
Life is too short to wake up with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, and forget the ones who don't.- Wisdom
Don’t waste your time on revenge. Those who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.- Wisdom
Capitalization can really change a sentence.
I love to eat candy.
I love to eat capitalization.
Men only have two faults: Everything they say and everything they do.- Hate
Is there a correlation between the amount of selfies a person takes and how many actual friends they have willing to take photos of them?- Annoying
Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.- WTF
I don’t care if they’re uncool. I’ll wear cargo shorts until someone invents a better way to get 19 pound of beef jerky into a movie theater.- WTF
You will never truly understand something until it actually happens to you.- Statement
Life is like an elevator. On your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off.- Wisdom
Not unconscious is pretty much the only thing I'd call myself right now.- Laziness
It's been 6 months since the break up and I think I'm finally ready to start making somebody miserable again.- Sad
I remember when being lonely was something we could do by ourselves.- Sad
There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again.- Stupid
Love is timeless. We remember what we forget. Like wild flowers exploding in Spring forests.- Love
I've noticed that annoying people always get very defensive if you mention how annoying they are.
It is hard to move forward in your life staring through your rearview mirror, so try to remember that your past is in your past for a reason- Wisdom
You can only be strong for so long. But you can never hold onto something that's gone.- Wisdom
The worst cup of coffee I ever had is always decaf- Statement
No one has ever become poor by giving.
- Anne Frank
Staying in a bad relationship tells me you either have a fear of being alone, or you don't feel that you are worthy of being happy.- Statement
When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. But as I grew up I realised people are more scary- Statement
"Turns out it was just a fat racist sitting on a mountain of cash"
- Why America has never actually existed
I kind of want to get food poisoning, I really want to lose 3 lbs.- WTF