No matter how comfortable I am in the nude I will always put on pants to make to answer a phone call. I fear they will just hear the nudity.- Crazy
Sayings by tag CallAll Kids Amazing Anger Anniversary Annoying Best Best Friend Bible Birthday Birthday Brainy Break up Bullshit Chuck Norris Computer Crap Crazy Cute Dirty Embarrasing Envy Facebook Family Famous Friendship Funny Geek Good Graduation Happiness Hate Idocy I love you Inspiring Insurance Internet I see Is Like Jealousy Laziness Leadership Life Love Love Poems Mad Misplan Morbid Motivational Movie Music Nasty Nerd Pity Poems Policy Positive Pun Quotes Relationship Relationship Rhyme Rough Sad Search Sex Sister Smooth Statement Stock Stupid Success Sympathy Text Message Thank You Twitter Useless Useles Knowledge Whatsapp Wisdom Witty Worth Knowing Wrinkly WTF Your Mom
Not unconscious is pretty much the only thing I'd call myself right now.- Laziness
Burger King is dumb. Apparently I could've just "asked" for a paper crown instead of "heroically slaying their regional manager" to get it.- Stupid
I'm a text kind of person. So if I call you, you must be important.- Statement
Being nice to someone you don't like is not being fake or plastic. It is called RESPECT because you are educated.- Statement
Do Russians laugh at Western soldiers for their comically small hats?- WTF
A vision is not just a picture of what could be; it is an appeal to our better selves, a call to become something more.
- Rosabeth m Kanter
I should've called in sick to get drunk and play with Legos all day- Laziness
Few people call me on my phone.
1. Spam Marketing guys .
2. My mom.
3. Your mom.
Remove that thing called fear from your heart and mind and don't let it repulse you from your goals.- Wisdom
When I was young we had a primitive version of YouTube called America's Funniest Home Videos.- Statement
I automatically smile when you message me.- Love
"I fold it like this, and it's done. I think I'll call it burrito." - greatest person that ever lived- Funny
They call it sarcasm I call it my mother tongue.- Useless
It's called "celery" because "cold, wet plant bones" takes too long.- Useles Knowledge
Yesterday, my mom's phone rang and she got a disgusted look on her face and said, "Ugh. I hate that people think they can just call me."- Witty
You call it another wasted afternoon. I call it the power of social media.- Idocy
In German they call it "Mittwoch." It means the third Monday of the week.- I see
Don't let anyone call you an "underachiever". If they knew you, they'd know how amazing it is that you've managed to accomplish anything.- Statement
At this point it seems like almost every movie was made specifically just to piss me off.- Annoying
I don't like calling them "blackouts". I like to think of them as my life's "deleted scenes".- Funny
My life is basically just one moment challenging another to make itself more awkward.- I see
Is it weird that my gynecologist wears a tuxedo and calls himself "the vagician?"- Crazy
A group of frogs is called an army.- Useles Knowledge
A group of whales is called a pod.- Useles Knowledge