The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.- Wisdom
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That awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply.- Crazy
If you say you got your 8 hours of beauty sleep then I have to say you woke up too soon.- Nasty
The best part of waking up is knowing you have a whole day to eat.- Stupid
My mom used to have an apron that said: "I've got more time for lovin since I got my microwave oven." Different times.- WTF
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.- Wisdom
When I was growing up we didn't have edible underwear, we just ate normal underwear.- WTF
In Thailand, cops who misbehave (littering, illegal parking etc) are made to wear pink Hello Kitty armbands as punishment.- Useles Knowledge
I have got to stop crying every time I have to pay for something.- Statement
On this day in 1973 "Dark Side of the Moon" was released so people would have something to do while smoking pot.- Statement
I met my dream girl last night in a dream I don't know who she is, have never met or seen her in my life; unfortunately I can't remember it.- Crap
I have woken like a bear with a sore head but with no other bear-like qualities.- Crap
You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says "whatever".- Statement
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.- Mad
I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me.
What else do we have in common?
My life isn't perfect, but I'm thankful for everything I have.- Inspiring
"I shaved for this shit?!?"
-All of us at one point in our lives
I use to have a monster under my bed. Now I sleep under his.- Funny
No one shaving in their car is ever going anywhere important enough that they need to shave in their car.- Statement
Let's all have a moment of prayer for people still using an iPhone 4.- Crap
Damn, just accidentally saw a scene from Eat, Pray, Love. Now I have to remove my eyeballs with a fork.- WTF
Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!- Wisdom
If you don't have a loved one then why not buy yourself a book? Who needs love, anyway? Not you! You're independent! You don't need anyone!- Wisdom
Anyone can judge someone on their past. Very few have the courage to help them change their future.
It's what's on the inside that counts, that's why I stuff myself with pizza and ice cream everyday. You have to love me.- Crazy