No matter how comfortable I am in the nude I will always put on pants to make to answer a phone call. I fear they will just hear the nudity.- Crazy
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"Turns out it was just a fat racist sitting on a mountain of cash"
- Why America has never actually existed
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.- Hate
Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball?- Funny
"Don’t worry about anyone else. Just go out there and show what you can do." - Monsters University- Quotes
Bromances are totally cool, girls just don't understand them.- Statement
We love differently, we hurt differently. Don't easily tell people that they should move on quickly just because you did it last time.- Statement
A weather app that just makes people stop talking about the weather.- Statement
It takes just £20,600 to be part of the world's richest 1%.- Statement
If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed.- Laziness
Tuesday is just Monday for procrastinators.- Hate
The Jewish Easter bunny is just like the regular Easter bunny except he's circumcised.
I can tell which one of my kids pee'd on the toilet seat just by sitting in it.- WTF
My fever is just my body agreeing with me about how hot I think I am.- Crap
Someone just walked past me on this train and did a fart at the same time. Partly grossed out, partly inspired.- WTF
Scientists may soon translate dog thought waves to speech. Expect words fixated on balls and food. It’ll be just like talking to your husband.- Funny
A vision is not just a picture of what could be; it is an appeal to our better selves, a call to become something more.
- Rosabeth m Kanter
Don't give up just because things are hard.- Inspiring
Whenever I feel dumb, I just remember that teenage boys can't figure out how pants work.- Funny
Some people just are worth whatever it takes.- Love
Just saw a fairly attractive woman holding hands with a guy wearing transition lenses. Was not expecting that.- Crap
A hug tells everything. So just hug and don't say anything.- Wisdom
Damn, just accidentally saw a scene from Eat, Pray, Love. Now I have to remove my eyeballs with a fork.- WTF
If you fall in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, then what just pushed you? You aren't alone in the forest. Run, if you can.- Crazy
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing.
It's not that I have something to hide..
It's just none of your damn business