In the French Harry Potter books Voldemort's middle name is Elvis.- Useles Knowledge
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When you start to wonder whether you can trust someone or not, that is when you already know you don't.- Wisdom
The best part of waking up is knowing you have a whole day to eat.- Stupid
Being a mother is discovering strengths you didn't know you had and dealing with fears you never knew existed.- Statement
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.- Wisdom
I only date women that I meet at Walmart because I instantly know they have low standards.- WTF
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
Sometimes when I say, "I'm okay," I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say, "I know you're not."- Statement
Today is April fools day also known as find out which of your friends are sadistic sociopaths day- Annoying
Use things, not people.
Love people, not things.
I know my limits. It's limitless.- Statement
How will I know you like me if you don't text me 6 times in a row when I don't respond?- Annoying
I've already stepped in the same pile of dog shit twice this morning, so I know a thing or two about déjà poo.- Witty
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
- Isaac Asimov
I don't care who was "before" me, as long as I know there's nobody "during" me.- Relationship
Relationships are about give and give, not give and take. You'll know you're with the right person when they give as much as you.- Relationship
I'm up that kind of late where you pretend there is no difference between 2AM and 3AM, while knowing it's all the difference in the world.- Statement
"There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters..."
I would buy an answering machine, but my wife already knows all the answers.- Mad
"Just so you know, we're probably not going to be friends because of this." -Me being mugged- WTF
Sometimes we have to let go of what we think we know to surrender to the possibilities that create hope, not madness.- Wisdom
When you start treating ants like ants, they become ants.- Useles Knowledge
Short for "I don't know how to work the Internet"
The French for walkie-talkie is talkie-walkie.- Useles Knowledge
Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success- Wisdom