No matter how comfortable I am in the nude I will always put on pants to make to answer a phone call. I fear they will just hear the nudity.- Crazy
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Thought my phone was vibrating in my pocket. Turned out to be a muscle spasm. Time to start wearing Sketchers and feeding pigeons I guess.- Stupid
Old people are never cuter than when they send you a text message from their phone but still sign their name at the end- Funny
There's always a tiny part of me that worries you can see out of my phone screen at what I'm doing.- Crazy
Don't ever hand me a phone. That person is your problem. You deal with them.- Stupid
My phone wasn't next to me when I woke up. Well, that was the closest I got to a heart attack.- Stupid
Went to a meeting this morning and left my phone at home, and oddly enough I'm still breathing.- Useless
The last time I left the house without my phone was before I owned a phone- Crazy
The most useless app on my smart phone is the phone.- Crap
Let's all have a moment of prayer for people still using an iPhone 4.- Crap
Few people call me on my phone.
1. Spam Marketing guys .
2. My mom.
3. Your mom.
Hello, 911? Someone is looking at me while I'm talking to them. Yeah, like they're not looking at their phone or anything. Please save me.- Stupid
How did we evolve from people with no toilets, pants, or iPhones?- Idocy
Of all the things that terrify me, single-digit battery percentage on my phone is really high on that list.- Geek
"911, what's your emergency?"
"I can't find my pho- never mind."
Yesterday, my mom's phone rang and she got a disgusted look on her face and said, "Ugh. I hate that people think they can just call me."- Witty
I’m going to wait to buy a PS4, maybe in a few years when itgets rereleased as a cell phone.- Bullshit
"So, what have you bought since we last talked?" - Women on the phone together- Idocy
I hate when I'm about to write something inspirational and I puke all over my phone and have to get a new one.- Crap
Dear Apple please put a solar panelin your upcoming iPhone.- Geek
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.- Your Mom
I wish my phone would vibrate right now and your name comes up on the screen.- Love
I feel kind of like Survivor Man today the way I just left my house without my phone charger.- Bullshit
I just for once want to answer my phone and hear the words "it's time" and then hang up.- Funny
Nothing fills me with terror like getting a phone call.- I see