Overheard a guy tell his girlfriend in Target that he preferred Pepsi. Took everything in me not to yell "Run. Run as fast as you can."- Crap
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Everyone deserves someone who will make them happy and not complicate things. Someone who is proud to be with them & will show them off.- Love
Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind.
- Henry James
It's the cutest thing when a guy reaches for you when he's half asleep.- Love
They say everything happens for a reason. What they don't say is that it may be a really shitty reason.- Statement
Men only have two faults: Everything they say and everything they do.- Hate
You will never truly understand something until it actually happens to you.- Statement
Not unconscious is pretty much the only thing I'd call myself right now.- Laziness
I remember when being lonely was something we could do by ourselves.- Sad
You can only be strong for so long. But you can never hold onto something that's gone.- Wisdom
As soon as you're born they make you feel small by giving you no time instead of it all. Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all.- Wisdom
I wish I like anything as much as people like to do the YMCA dance- Stupid
My signature move is taking things personally.- Statement
Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday.- Annoying
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.- Inspiring
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.- Hate
The sun probably went away because of something you did.- Hate
The only thing that gets turned on when I get naked is the shower.- Funny
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. Train your mind to see the good in everything.- Inspiring
Then often, suddenly, they don't.
"Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all."- Wisdom
I'm competitive with everything I do.- Statement
I had everything planned. Everything was sorted.
Then you came along.
Things I take for granted, but still am thankful for: The Beatles weren't Japanese.- Stupid
"Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful."- Inspiring