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"Outgoing" is what annoying people think they are.- Annoying
Life is like a box of chocolates and you're on a diet so you can't even enjoy it.- Annoying
Not trying to sound overly dramatic, but I literally can't be friends with someone who has their keyboard click sound on.- Annoying
Is there a correlation between the amount of selfies a person takes and how many actual friends they have willing to take photos of them?- Annoying
I've noticed that annoying people always get very defensive if you mention how annoying they are.
Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday.- Annoying
Talking should be illegal before 9am.- Annoying
Today is April fools day also known as find out which of your friends are sadistic sociopaths day- Annoying
When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now that I'm older, I wanna be a kid again.- Annoying
How will I know you like me if you don't text me 6 times in a row when I don't respond?- Annoying
Ladies, make sure you friendzone all the good guys so you have plenty to talk about with your cats when you're 40.- Annoying
The good news is that it's spring. The bad news is that we can no longer attribute our depression to winter.- Annoying
How is it so easy for girls to act like nothing ever happened.- Annoying
I hate when waiters ask, "Are you done with that?" When the plate is completely clear. Like nah, imma eat the plate too.- Annoying
I'm on this new diet where I can eat whatever I like and never get bored of telling people about it.- Annoying
"I shaved for this shit?!?"
-All of us at one point in our lives
“I don’t care what people think about me.” *posts 22 tweets, 13 selfies, 3 blogs about not caring*- Annoying
You can wish your baby a happy birthday on Facebook or tell your dog he's President of the United States, same difference.- Annoying
If you invite a girl over to watch a movie and you actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a guy.- Annoying
It would be nice if those who walk out of your life would also walk out of your mind.- Annoying
Just to clarify, I don't have to apologise for farting. I choose to as I am toxic. And I'm always giggling when I apologise.- Annoying
People who say “Interwebs” are the same people who say “amazeballs” when they get drunk.- Annoying
He ignores me so hard I almost feel like I am his wife- Annoying
Few people call me on my phone.
1. Spam Marketing guys .
2. My mom.
3. Your mom.
I always feel a slight twinge of betrayal when I find out that my flatmates ordered pizza without me.- Annoying